| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Technology |
| Occupation | Technician, consultant, campus volunteer |
| Location | Philadelphia, United States |
| Introduction | The grumpiest man in the world. |
| Interests | Philadelphia, archaic electronic circuits, bicycles, amplification, theology, making guitars sound not like guitars, absurd subgenres of heavy metal |
| Favorite Music | Proto-symphonic atmospheric blackened doom drone |
| Favorite Books | Blood Meridian, Underworld |
