Comments on Becky's T-Blog: You might not ever see this blog post

I happen to be male and had no idea that Canadian ...

2008-02-21T14:10:00.000Z

I happen to be male and had no idea that Canadian pharmacists were desperately concerned about the size of penises.
I also have the most base fear that if after using their product I were shocked to find that my penis was the size of Grenada that I'd end up on their website with a picture before and after (not quite sure how they'd get the before picture, there are a few out there granted but still) and I'd have to give a "testimonial" about how great it is now:
Sex life improved, non-existent wife ecstatic and unable to walk, friends jealous, certain degree of back problems etc etc.
Anyway the penis brigade seems to have moved on, apparently (and keep this between the few of us) the big concern now is that men just don't produce enough sperm to keep women happy.
So you need a big penis and apparently along with having to drag it around you need to have testicles swollen to breaking point because women are unhappy.
Funny how they never cater for the gay market, always an unhappy wife never an unhappy "life-partner."

I just get offers about winning/ buying a Wii or a...

2008-02-21T04:54:00.000Z

I just get offers about winning/ buying a Wii or an iPhone... millions of them

What I really hate about those spam messages is th...

2008-02-19T08:42:00.000Z

What I really hate about those spam messages is that they keep sending me them even after I've contacted them to say no thank you, because I'm so huge I use Czecho-Slovakia as a condom.

Not just that; but they completely ignore people l...

2008-02-19T00:14:00.000Z

Not just that; but they completely ignore people like me who have money to burn, more software than you can shake a stick at and whose nickname is "tripod"* - Lousy bastards!

* (Some, or all, of the above may be a complete fabrication.)

Actually, some years ago I used to get lots of mai...

2008-02-18T23:48:00.000Z

Actually, some years ago I used to get lots of mail wondering if I didn't think my tits were too small. I thought being flat chested was pretty normal, so I ignored them. Then I got a mail that flat out stated that my tits WERE too small, so I asked on a womens forum what cup size I should go for...

Still didn't buy, though.

I like the ones where you get the little stories a...

2008-02-18T22:11:00.000Z

I like the ones where you get the little stories at the bottom that don't continue into the next sentence. They're awesome! :0)

"Come to think of it, why do you never get spam of...

2008-02-18T22:05:00.000Z

"Come to think of it, why do you never get spam offering that kind of enhancement?"

Why not subscribe to the Transformation mailing list and see what happens.

What about the pills? They give you superhuman str...

2008-02-18T18:56:00.000Z

What about the pills? They give you superhuman strength, a bigger..., more stamina, a cure for every known affliction, will grow masses of hair (but they don't say where) or will make you irresistible to the opposite gender.

For a price. (Made in China)