Comments on Becky's T-Blog: A Sparkle Spotter's Guide

The Bulldog Tranny slightly younger sister to the ...

2006-06-13T14:51:00.000+01:00

The Bulldog Tranny slightly younger sister to the Decrepit Tranny.

Tall broad shouldered featuring muscular arms agressively sporting tattoos some of which may even be spelled correctly. Make up by Jewson and usually topped with a long blonde wig and comedy boobs. Often seen supping pints through a straw. Has beard shadow that Desperate Dan would be proud of and facial features that could only be called homely in half light and a following wind, but actually puts one in mind of the Bulldog and nettle descriptor.

Has TV Chix profile.

"Dodgy wig (usually blonde), tight fitting short d...

2006-06-08T15:06:00.000+01:00

"Dodgy wig (usually blonde), tight fitting short dress (every lump visible), fishnet stockings (cos they are so sexy like), 4"+ heels (probably red plastic), Krusty the clown makeup."

Hey! Leave me out of this. I'm not even going to Sparkle!

puts hand up. Your observations made me smile and ...

2006-06-08T12:01:00.000+01:00

puts hand up. Your observations made me smile and I couldn't resist ;)

Ye speak with wisdom and obvious experience, Anony...

2006-06-07T19:12:00.000+01:00

Ye speak with wisdom and obvious experience, Anonymous. Care to say who you are? :-)

Hours of fun...'Fit but gosh don't you know it' Tr...

2006-06-07T17:48:00.000+01:00

Hours of fun...

'Fit but gosh don't you know it' Tranny: Often spotted hanging around the club entrance for ultimate exposure. Rarely dances or makes conversation. Stands around for long periods simply looking gorgeous. Usually tall and blonde with a MSc in Make-Up. Deals with admirers by turning them to ice. Has 320 photos on Flickr but no contacts.

Decrepid Tranny: Easily found in the International Hotel bar from 1am onwards, slumped on the sofa and only waking intermittently from alcoholic slumber to take a puff from her cigar. Often wearing an oriental dress for some reason, with wrinkled stockings. Too old to use the internet but Repartee classifieds no problem at all.

Lol, sounds like alot of fun. Why not see how many...

2006-06-07T11:23:00.000+01:00

Lol, sounds like alot of fun. Why not see how many categories you can come up and see how many others come up with the same ones.

And wheres the comedy tranny?Dodgy wig (usually bl...

2006-06-06T17:50:00.000+01:00

And wheres the comedy tranny?
Dodgy wig (usually blonde), tight fitting short dress (every lump visible), fishnet stockings (cos they are so sexy like), 4"+ heels (probably red plastic), Krusty the clown makeup.

Hmm perhaps we should have a Tranny Top Trumps?

What about the lanky one in the micro mini?! :)

2006-06-06T15:41:00.000+01:00

What about the lanky one in the micro mini?! :)

Oh God.. I've just had a flashback to the Clown ;-...

2006-06-06T10:50:00.000+01:00

Oh God.. I've just had a flashback to the Clown ;-)

Top post as always Becks.

And.. erm... See you at Sparkle?

I wanna meet the clown and I'm sure that when in m...

2006-06-06T10:00:00.000+01:00

I wanna meet the clown and I'm sure that when in mufti the 4 foot sex midget works at the same place as me.

That's just me being cynically jaded, Kris. There'...

2006-06-06T09:21:00.000+01:00

That's just me being cynically jaded, Kris. There's a lot of nice people there too. :-)

Suddenly my mixed feelings about not going turn in...

2006-06-06T08:55:00.000+01:00

Suddenly my mixed feelings about not going turn into relief.

Is there anything good to say?

There are lots of catergories I missed, Tiff. I ju...

2006-06-06T07:32:00.000+01:00

There are lots of catergories I missed, Tiff. I just listed the fun-to-spot ones. ;-)

Can there be a whole 'nother category for girlfrie...

2006-06-06T05:30:00.000+01:00

Can there be a whole 'nother category for girlfriends of trannies, or are we not allowed?

yep, that was hilarious.

2006-06-06T01:22:00.000+01:00

yep, that was hilarious.

Ah, Ms E, you've done it again. Brava.

2006-06-06T01:03:00.000+01:00

Ah, Ms E, you've done it again. Brava.