Comments on Becky's T-Blog: Well, that told me!

Girls !She is right. We should be ashamed of ourse...

2006-03-10T15:26:00.000Z

Girls !She is right. We should be ashamed of ourselves. We were born to be drab and joyless.

O.K Enough of that!
My ears are getting hairy!
Where's the party? Where's my lippy?

Blimy - how could I have been so blind?Jessica, yo...

2006-03-09T13:33:00.000Z

Blimy - how could I have been so blind?
Jessica, you're right. Your erudite and charming prose has converted me.
As soon as I get home I'm going to burn my bra', panties and boobs (hope they don't explode).
This is an epiphany for me. Only the second one I've ever had.
Let me back-track a bit:
The first one was many years ago. You see, I used to be into flagellation, necrophillia and bestiality; but then I realised I was just 'flogging a dead horse' and so I decided to become a transvestite.
I was relatively contented; mincing about, not doing any harm to anybody; but now, thanks to you, I've seen the light.
As you are so learned, perhaps there's something you could help me with:
I have a neighbour who insists on working on Sunday (the Sabbath). In the book of Exodus verse 35:2 it clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?
Also:
My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? (Lev.24:10-16). Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14).
Your help in these matters would be appreciated.

i think that Jessica may have some issues she need...

2006-03-08T09:51:00.000Z

i think that Jessica may have some issues she needs to resolve.....
and i love the corrections Jo's done , made me smile hugely :)
my favourite bit ( is it wrong to have a favorite bit ? ) is the leach on society/ leprosy/ you are resonsible for the sins of the world section, a fabulous bit of reasoned arguement.....

haters are terrible, aren't they? here's to those ...

2006-03-08T09:24:00.000Z

haters are terrible, aren't they?

here's to those who strive to be open-minded, non-judgmental, and empathetic.

sod off to the rest.

Girls: don't be too hard on the poor creature. Poo...

2006-03-07T23:38:00.000Z

Girls: don't be too hard on the poor creature. Poorly educated (as Jo's shown). Not very intelligent. And someone who is never going to be happy - can you just imagine going about, seeing this wonderful world as a "shit hole" all the time? I'd hate to be in the head of this mixed up fuzzie.

Not particularly au fait with her own religion either. Darling - you have to die first before you go to hell, unless you count your trailer park as a place of infernal torment? So, "die a thousand deaths in a special place in hell" just won't work, sweetie. And, sweetie honey - the bible is QUITE clear about making the best use of your talents, which I think Becky's doing quite wonderfully - wit AND dress sense, what a gal. It also only mentions cross-dressing ONCE, and that's in a section which forbids mixing fibres - honey, what WOULD I wear if I listened to that? Anyway, it's Old Testament too. Darling, I recommend you try the New Testament - you know, Jesus? All that wonderful stuff about "Turning the other cheek"? Sitting down with the tax collector? "Love one another as you love yourself"? Though I don't think you like yourself particularly?

I think I can help there Sonya, it was me! :-DThat...

2006-03-07T22:46:00.000Z

I think I can help there Sonya, it was me! :-D

That list originally appeared on my site last year.

I'm glad you liked it. To be honest I'd forgotten I'd already settled the trannie/tranny debate once and for all. :-)

Tranny n. slang. A transvestite.Trannie n. slang. ...

2006-03-07T22:16:00.000Z

Tranny n. slang. A transvestite.

Trannie n. slang. A slightly pretentious transvestite.

Genderqueer n. A very pretentious transvestite...

I have a page full of these, very funny. :o) Can't remember where I got if from, but thanks to the original author. Email me if anyone wants the rest, too long for a comment.

Elaine, you made me laugh out loud, thank you :) (...

2006-03-07T18:33:00.000Z

Elaine, you made me laugh out loud, thank you :) (ps, i agree with that jessica, all mac users should burn in hell!)

Are you sure she wasn't referring to your Mac turn...

2006-03-07T18:28:00.000Z

Are you sure she wasn't referring to your Mac turnabout?

:)

Then she would need a long time to reach "Z" of Zo...

2006-03-07T17:01:00.000Z

Then she would need a long time to reach "Z" of Zoe dammned. I have to rename to Claire or Daphne if i want a Mail like that.

But maybe she don't understand german, so thats not safe... hmmm

"Maybe she's working through the alphabet."What, l...

2006-03-07T16:11:00.000Z

"Maybe she's working through the alphabet."

What, like Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged? :-)

Perhaps she's on a mission to insult every tranny in the universe. :-D

As Jessica points out, the email account was only ...

2006-03-07T14:43:00.000Z

As Jessica points out, the email account was only set up yesterday, possibly especially to email me (aren't I lucky?). So a mail-bomb would be a little pointless.

Does anyone have a server to set up a mail bomb to...

2006-03-07T14:01:00.000Z

Does anyone have a server to set up a mail bomb to.

i_hate_trannys@yahoo.com

I reckon 5000 emails of "Go Away" sould do it.

Paula Jay

Well it makes a change from willy shots. At least ...

2006-03-07T13:36:00.000Z

Well it makes a change from willy shots. At least you get nutters who can (almost) write. But of course it is difficult to type when you only use one hand.

And my votes for "trannie" not "tranny"!

Of course the real argument is whether the singula...

2006-03-07T13:22:00.001Z

Of course the real argument is whether the singular is tranny or trannie. ;-)

I think that email is genuine and was set up yeste...

2006-03-07T13:22:00.000Z

I think that email is genuine and was set up yesterday (6th) I haven't had one, maybe it was especially for you! :)

It's trannies. :-)

2006-03-07T13:21:00.000Z

It's trannies. :-)

Will someone please resolve this for me? - is it t...

2006-03-07T13:13:00.000Z

Will someone please resolve this for me? - is it trannys or trannies? I just need to know...

Sorry Becks, but the my years of teaching just cou...

2006-03-07T13:10:00.000Z

Sorry Becks, but the my years of teaching just couldn't let me move past this letter without getting out my trusty old "Red Pen of Marking +4".

Corrections are here. Ask him/her to rewrite and resubmit...

"Sinners like you deserve to die a thousand deaths...

2006-03-07T13:02:00.000Z

"Sinners like you deserve to die a thousand deaths in a special place in hell...

Do save me a seat if you get there before I do :)

Now don't do it again. You are not the Messiah, yo...

2006-03-07T12:47:00.000Z

Now don't do it again. You are not the Messiah, you are a very naughty girl...

Haven't had one of these yet. Maybe she's working through the alphabet...

I say you find a jazz band and set it to music. B...

2006-03-07T12:22:00.001Z

I say you find a jazz band and set it to music. Beat-poetry's making a comeback...

Ah...I hope that that well reasoned and justified ...

2006-03-07T12:22:00.000Z

Ah...I hope that that well reasoned and justified argument has made you seen the error of your ways....

*snigger*

Wow that is a stream of conciousness and what a lo...

2006-03-07T11:57:00.000Z

Wow that is a stream of conciousness and what a load of bollacks.